DAD's JOKES

PLEASE COMMENT by SHARING SOME OF DAD'S FAMOUS SAYINGS THAT YOU CAN REMEMBER!!!
THESE WILL BE GOING IN THE FAMILY NEWSLETTER!

The train went by, how can you tell? It left it's tracks.

This is a famous spot! You can start here and go anywhere in the world!

Have you heard the joke about the roof? It's over your head!

If you lived here you'd be home by now!

What did the elephant say when he stepped on a grape? Nothing, he just gave a little whine!

If I knew everyone in the world, you'd be one of them.

I scream...you scream...we all scream for ice cream.

What time is it? Time for all dogs to go to heaven, aren't you glad you're just a pup?

Jeremy, your dad was "RUTH-less" before he met your mom.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story's true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

(I may not have posted all of those correctly, you may comment on that too! We don't want these to be put in the newsletter inccorectly!)